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Saturday, December 15th, 2007
2:14 pm
"I am legand" more like "I am sorry I saw this movie"
Yea yea, no updat for like 5 years and then I pop up with this crap. Well pft lol. I mainly use this journal for posting communities and not blogging anymore. But for those of you interested, everything is fine. Just getting over a cold.... Money is tight as usual, the fams all OK. My mom passed away in july, it still seams unreal. Like I dreamed about her last night and she was there and real and everything was ok. Then I wake up and remember she's gone. My crackhead brother is doing ok, the one who broke his neck in the car accident. he doesn't have any lasting effects from that, just bad decision making in general. The older brother is fine, saw him last month, he's married now. My dad's ok, just lonely and depressed. That's understandable. Christmas doesn't seam like christmas this year. It'll all take some time. The best friend is still teh best friend, haven't hung out much with anyone. Pretty much it's just the same ol dull lazy days waiting for winter to set in, then for summer to come.
If anyone needs anything, just hit me up here or someplace else....Hope everyone is doing ok, and I'll catch ya later. xoxo
Wednesday, February 16th, 2005
3:08 am
I stole this from a very cool hot chick online, so shut up and take it already !
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:
» I committed suicide:
» I said I liked you:
» I kissed you:
» I lived next door to you:
» I started smoking:
» I stole something:
» I was hospitalized:
» I ran away from home:
» I got into a fight and you weren't there:

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:

» Personality:
» Eyes:
» Face:
» Hair:
» Clothes:
» Mannerisms:

[1] Who are you?
[2] Are we friends?
[3] When and how did we meet?
[4] How have I affected you?
[5] What do you think of me?
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me?
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?
[8] Do you love me?
[9] Have I ever hurt you?
[10] Would you hug me?
[11] Would you kiss me?
[12] Would you fuck me?
[13] Are we close?
[14] Emotionally, what stands out?
[15] Do you wish I was cooler?
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how attractive am I?
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
[18] Am I loveable?
[19] How long have you known me?
[20] Describe me in one word.
[21] What was your first impression?
[22] Do you still think that way about me now?
[23] What do you think my weakness is?
[24] Do you think I'll get married?
[25] What about me makes you happy?
[26] What about me makes you sad?
[27] What reminds you of me?
[28] What's something you would change about me?
[29] How well do you know me?
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
[31] Do you think I would kill someone?
[32] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?
Sunday, June 13th, 2004
4:32 am


If you pray, please pray for him....he's my brother and I love him very very much
Wednesday, June 9th, 2004
5:28 am
mrkristovfer's LJ stalker is joeymichaels!
joeymichaels is stalking you because another friend of yours told them you liked them. They are also getting jiggy with your best friend!


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5:07 am
UCAUTION
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Tuesday, June 8th, 2004
9:52 pm
http://profiles.yahoo.com/lilmissroo

That is like one of the freeking weirdest things I have ever seen. I know that like noone knows what I am talking about...but if you look at the info...they have the same screenname and nickname as someone I know, her real name is the same as said girl's best friend, she lives in the same city as another friend of mine and she is a stripper/ tupperware salesperson like two more girls I know....They are all people that I have been involved with or had a relationship with in the past one way or another and seriously if you took these certain 5 people and put them in the blender...This is what you would get. I just think it is bizzare
Friday, February 13th, 2004
3:45 am
For those of you that might actually still read this journal
Welp, I think I've finaly gotten tired of the whole online thing. Gonna try and move on to some greener pastures. I'm gonna leave this journal up for a lil while longer, but I'm not going to post in it anymore. I'm also getting rid of my email address too. Sort of an external change to reflect an internal one ya know. If for some reason you do need to get ahold of me, or wanna do whatever just mail me at " LoganHall@hotmail.com "
I'll still try and read and keep up with the journals that arent locked or friends only....I'm gonna miss you guys, I love u.....XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXXOOXXOXOXOXOXOXo
Muchos smuchos
Mr. Hall
1:19 am
Happy Aniversary
A friend of mine has their one month aniversary today, just wanted to say happy aniversary..
Thursday, February 12th, 2004
6:36 am
Here without you lyrics
A hundred days had made me older since the last time
that I saw your pretty face
A thousand lights had made me colder and
I don’t think I can look at this the same
But all the miles had separate
They disappeared now when I’m dreaming of your face

I’m here without you baby but your still on my lonely mind
I think about you baby and I dream about you all the time
I’m here without you baby but your still with me in my dreams
And tonight it’s only you and me

The miles just keep rolling as the people either way to say hello
I hear this life is overrated but I hope it gets better as we go

I’m here without you baby but your still on my lonely mind
I think about you baby and I dream about you all the time
I’m here without you baby but your still with me in my dreams
And tonight girl it’s only you and me

Everything I know, and anywhere I go
it gets hard but it won’t take away my love
And when the last one falls, when it’s all said and done
it get hard but it won’t take away my love

I’m here without you baby but your still on my lonely mind
I think about you baby and I dream about you all the time
I’m here without you baby but your still with me in my dreams
And tonight girl it’s only you and me

I’m here without you baby but your still on my lonely mind
I think about you baby and I dream about you all the time
I’m here without you baby but your still with me in my dreams
but tonight girl it’s only you and me
Wednesday, February 11th, 2004
2:36 am
I didnt make it in today, and I should have too. No excuse this time, no bad weather or anything...I just overslept. I stayed up too late over at carries..I wouldnt have even woke up before like 3 if the phone hadnt rung. And I coulda had it covered if I made it in before 6...but I just didn't, that's gonna cost me. So other than that I found this comedian "dana cook"...Damn hes funny. I looked up his shows and hes gonna be in DC the 28 and 29...So I did some calling around and if I went everything could pretty much be covered...So maybe i"ll make that my trip. Other than that no big news. Carrie brought up the apartment thing again last night. I mentioned that she should get one with her brother an she was like..."wanna get one?"...I am soooo temped but then I think everyone would just straight up attack me and kill me...LOL
Thursday, January 29th, 2004
2:36 am
1.Have you ever been in love? yes

2.How do you know it's love? its all you think about and ur misserable otherwise

3.What makes you fall in love? that moment, whatever that moment is

4.What if your girlfriend/boyfriend is a bad kisser? then dont kiss

5.What turns you on (at 1st sight)? a nice smile, figure

6.Are you the jealous type? not really

7.Body or brains? both

8.Do looks matter? yes, but maybe i see something you don't

9.What turns you off? smokeing

10.The perfect date? food, conversation, intertainment, and being able to tell the other person had a great time

11.What do you have that will make a person fall for u? marbles/ floor wax

12.Do you still believe in courtship? yes

13.Flowers or chocolates? a card

14.Kiss on the first date? if the spirit moves me.

15.Sex on the first date? hasn't happened yet, but it would just depend...although i highly doubt it...

16.What would you do if you find out that your girlfriend/ boyfriend is cheating on you? leave...right then and there

17.Have you ever cheated on someone? i would have to say yes, although i didnt consider it so at the time

18.Fling or long term relationship? hmmm

19.What do you think of holding hands in public? its ok, i actually like it

20.What do you think of kissing in public? nope, dont wanna see it, and i practice what i preach

21.What if your girlfriend/boyfriend is a smoker? then that would be a problem, i prob couldnt kiss them

22.Ever fell in love with a friend of the same sex? nope

23. What would a girl/guy have to do to win your heart? talk to me, tell me everything, and be honest
2:36 am
fuck
your fuck.


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dumbass
god you dumbass.


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I hadda take it twice, there was an answer that I was torn over. I think I like the first one better...Well duh, dumbass



How would you do on American Idol? by geela
Name
Age
Simon saysUtterly horrible
Paula saysBeautiful voice
Randy saysWhat was that?
Success levelYou never sing again
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2:36 am
I don't know what the hey is up with everyone doing this..I saw it on someones journal the other day


create your own visited states map
or write about it on the open travel guide

Guess this is what happens when you get behind on your journaling. Everyone else has the quizes and surveys then next thing you know your hair and clothes are out of style and you're living in a VAn...Down by the rIver...oh well
2:36 am
I keep feeling this increadable surge of frustration...regret...something. Mostly frustration. And I know what it is. I don't wanna give up. I wanna go back...back step..fix it and make it all better. Cept I know I can't. That's why I stopped in the first place. I just have to keep telling myself..."you made the right decision"..."you did the right thing" you ARE doing the right thing!
That's what matters. That's how things work. You stick through the tough parts and you get it done. get through the tough spots..get through the day...day by day...right?
If it were meant to be any other way, things would be dif. Everyone would be misserable. But it can't be the wrong thing if everyone is happy...cept me. Course I'm never happy. I'm a malcontent. I'm not misserable. I'm not trying to be a downer. Things are ok. Better than they've been in a while. Bills are paid up, got a new laptop, some movies, dvd player...found a new phone, it's 400 bucks. I'll get it as soon as they fix mine. Just cause I want the replacement in case i want that model back and my warrenty expires. Got enough money to take a lil vacation. I wanted to take it on my birthday, but now it's honestly like what's the point. I'm just blah about it now. Like why go anywhere. Hell, I still wanna go somewhere for my birthday. I just don't think I have the nerve/heart for there anymore.
2:36 am
Read the paragraph below to yourself as fast as you can.

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.


Now, did any of you really have any trouble reading it?
2:36 am
manly rules
1. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever! Unless you actually marry her.

2. When questioned by a friend's girlfriend, you need not and should not provide any information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence.

3. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 24 hours.

4. A best man's toast may not include any of the following phrases, "one time in Montreal", "one time when we were all piss drunk", or "and this girl had the biggest rack you ever saw".

5. You may exaggerate any anecdote told to your friends by 50% without recrimination, beyond that anyone within earshot is allowed to yell out "bullshit!". (exception: when trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration is 400%)

6. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

7. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another man is 5 minutes. The maximum is 6 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.

8. Bitching about the brand of free beverages in your buddy's refrigerator is forbidden. But gripe at will if the temperature is not suitable.

9. A friend must be permitted to borrow anything you own - grill, car, firstborn child - within 12 hr notice. Women or anything considered "lucky" are not applicable in this case.

10. Falling on a grenade for a buddy (agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot babe he's trying to score) is your legal duty. But should you get carried away with your good deed and end up getting on the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it.

11. Do not torpedo single friends.

12. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

13. Before dating a buddy's ex you are required to ask his permission. If he grants it, he is however allowed to say, "man, your gonna love the way she licks your balls"

14. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a Buffalo wing clean.

15. If a mans zipper is down, that’s his problem, you didn’t see anything!

16. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. (in fact, even remembering your best friends birthday is optional)

17. You must offer heartfelt condolences over the death of a girlfriends cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire and threw it into a ceiling fan.

18. While your girlfriend must bond with your buddies girlfriends with in 30 minutes of meeting them, you are not required to make nice with her gal pal's boyfriends- low level sports bonding is all the law requires.

19. Unless you have a lucrative endorsement contract, do not appear in public wearing more than one Nike swoosh.

20. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

21. If your girlfriend asks to set your friend up with her ugly, whiny, loser friend of hers, you must grant permission, but only if you have ample time to warn your friend to prepare his excuse about joining the priesthood.

22. Only in a situation of mortal danger or ass peril are you permitted to kick another member of the male species in the testicles.

23. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked. This includes men who aren't wearing shirts. If your buddy is outnumbered outmanned, or too drunk to defend himself, you must jump into the fight. Exception: if during the past 24 hours your friends actions have caused you to think "what this guy needs is a good ass wuppin", in which case you may refrain from getting involved and stand back and enjoy.

24. Friends don’t let friends wear speedos. Ever. Case closed.

25. Fives must be called at all times when getting out of your seat. If not, your seat is up for grabs. However, "house rules" may come into effect, in which case it is left up to the owner of the seat.

26. Shotgun can be called on anything where a shotgun applies., as long as you are in eyesight of the object, or it is at a reasonable time.

27. When picking players for sports teams it is permissible to skip over your buddy in favor of better athletes- as long as you don’t let him be the last sorry son of a bitch standing on the sideline.

28. If you ever compliment a guy's six pack, you better be talking about his choice of beverage.

29. Never join your girlfriend in ragging on a buddy of yours, unless she is withholding sex, pending your response.

30. Phrases that may never be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
"Yeah, baby, push it!"
"Come on, give me one more, harder!"
"Another set and we can hit the showers"
"Nice ass! Are you a Sagittarius?"

31. Never hesitate to reach for the last beverage or pizza, but not both. That’s just mean.

32. Never talk to another man in the bathroom unless you are on equal footing: both urinating, both waiting in line for all other situations an "I recognize you" nod will do just fine.

33. Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch nearby, hang up if necessary.

34. You can not rat out a friend who show's up to work or class with a massive hangover, however you may: hide the aspirin, smear his chair with limburger cheese, turn the brightness on his computer way up so he thinks its broken, or have him paged every seven minutes.

35. If you catch your girl messing around with your best friend, let your states crime of passion laws be your guide.

36. If your buddy is trying to hook up with a girl, you may sabotage him only in a manor that gives you no chances of getting any either.

37. Before allowing a drunken friend to cheat on his girl, you must attempt one intervention. If he can get up on his feet, look you in the eye, and deliver a "fuck off" then you are absolved from all responsibility. Later on it is ok that you have no idea what his girlfriend is talking about.

38. The morning after you and a babe, who was formerly "just a friend", go at it, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to jump on her again before there is a discussion about what a big mistake it was.

39. If a buddy has lint, an eyelash, or any other foreign object on his hair or face, under no circumstances are you permitted to remove it. However an appropriate hand gesture may be made to make him aware of it.

40. An anniversary is recognized on a yearly basis, under no circumstances will anything be celebrated in an interval other than a year

41. When using a urinal in a public restroom, a buffer zone of at least one urinal will exist at all times. If the only empty urinal is directly next to an occupied on, then you are still required to wait. (Exception: at a sporting event where a line has formed to use the pisser)

42. When coming to a room which you know is occupied by your friend and possibly another girl, you must knock and wait for an adequate response. If no response occurs, and the door is locked, a 10 minute period is required before knocking again.

43. The only time dicking over a buddy for a girl is legal, is when the girl ranks a 8 or above on the 1-10 scale. (exception: a girl may rank from 5-7, as long as there is oral sex involved).

44. A mans gotta scratch what a mans gotta scratch. This applies to picking as well. Let the man be.

45. No man shall ever watch any of the following programs on TV:
Figure skating
Men's gymnastics
Any sport involving women (unless viewed for sexual purposes)

46. If you accidentally touch or brush against any part of another man below the waist, it is an understood accident, and NO apologies or any reference to the occurrence is necessary.

47. No man shall spend more than 2 minutes in front of a mirror. If more time is required, a three minute waiting period must be allowed before returning to the mirror.

48. Any dispute lasting any longer than 3 minutes will and must be settled by rock, paper, scissors. There is no argument too important for this determining method.

49. No man will ever willingly watch a movie in which the main theme is dancing, and if a man shall happen to view such a movie it is only acceptable if its with a girlfriend.

50. Only acceptable time when a man is allowed to cry:
when a heroic dog dies to save his master.
after being struck in the testicles with anything moving faster than 7 mph.
When your date is using her teeth.
The day Anna Kornikova chooses a husband.

51. If a bet is made, and the challenge is completed, then the bettor may recoup his money by immediately completing a more daring challenge. If he refuses the challenge or chooses not to propose one, then and only then, must the money be paid.

52. Masturbate often. (exception: if your roommate is due back within the hour)

53. If a hot girl shall happen to pass by while you are in an arms reach of your buddy, you must, and will, tap him on the shoulder to make him aware of the babe.

54. A man's shoes may not intentionally match any other article of clothing on his body.

55. No comment shall ever be made to a man about how much he is sweating. In fact, there is no need bring notice to any body part which he may be sweating from.

56. No man shall ever allow anyone to speak ill of The Simpsons or any Rocky movie. (Exception: Rocky V)

57. You have not made any mistake if you find that there are extra pieces after reassembling or assembling an object. In fact, you have just found a way to make that object more efficient.

58. There is never an occasion in which any shirt without buttons may be tucked in. (Exception: when you are participating in a organized sporting event)

59. Unless you are under the age of 11 or wearing a bathing suit,, DON’T wear whitey tighty's. It still escapes all reasoning as to why they even make them in adult sizes.

60. Any object thrown with reasonable speed and accuracy, MUST be caught.

61. No man shall ever keep track of, or count, the amount of beers he has had in a night.

62. Under no circumstances may two non-related men share a bed or anything which can be perceived as a mattress.

63. In an empty room, car, ect., a man can not ask another man if he is mad because he isn’t talking.

64. If you jiggle more than twice, your playing with it.

65. A man shall never help another man apply sun tan oil.

66. The guy who wants something the most is responsible for getting it.

67. If your friend says "Lick my nuts" as a way to put you down, don't try to be funny by saying "OK" and moving your head towards his crotch, two homosexual references in a row are just plain scary...

68. If you say ouch, you are a pussy!

69. It is the God given duty of every man to assist any other man that may be in need of assistance in obtaining every guys dream (threesome with two girls)

70. It is your duty as a heterosexual male to make your buddy aware of any thong sightings in the immediate surroundings, it is even permissable if the girl is butt ass ugly, hey nobody wants to go down alone.

71. There are only three times when its acceptable for a man to say "I love you" to any other man... 1. He's drunk 2. He's dying 3. He's in trouble and it's the only way out of it (which probably means he's drunk anyway)

72. At no time during a conversation with a buddy on instant messenger is either man allowed to send smiley faces to the other. This is simply too gay and it makes you look like a chick.

73. Under NO circumstances are two men allowed to ride together on one motorcycle/moped. (Exception - your ass better be on the way to the Hospital)

74. Never rent the movie "Chocolat" or "A Big Fat Greek Wedding" unless you know in advance that you will be getting at least oral sex in return from the chick you are renting it for. ( Sex is also required to happen)

75. If you are in the other room having monkey sex and you can be heard over the loud television and through a closed door, then every guy in the house is allowed to listen and laugh and use it against the other guy for black mail, extortion, etc. in the future

76. What happens in Montreal, stays in Montreal. Period. No questions asked.

77. It is acceptable to share a bed with another guy if and only if, it is a king-size bed and there are 2 blankets on the bed. The minute you touch in the slightest way, you are officially deemed a Homo.

78. If your buddy gets arrested and is going away to prison it is your duty to buy him soap on a rope.

79. It is perfectly acceptable to use a trashcan for a bong.

* with every set of laws, there are appropriate punishments. If any man shall happen to break any one of these codes, he will be found guilty, and will, for 24 hours from the time of the violation, be considered NOT A MAN. During this time he will not be referred to in any masculine way, and he shall bear the name Princess.
2:36 am
29/29 IT"S TIED
2:36 am
22~21 right now.....

Is it just though or have the comercials sucked this year?
Everyone is excited about the suvivor allstars thing...I don't care
I've never watched it, I ain't gonna start now...games back on...gg

Current Mood: excited
2:36 am
10 ~14 right now....
We'll see how the second half goes. Everyone here is insane. The girl at the checkout today had her face painted..LOL, freeks. But it's pretty cool I gotta admitt. So anyway, it's back on...we'll see what happens
2:36 am
wtf...LOL, now I wanna know
How many people have a crush on mrkristovfer?
The below numbers indicate what sorta crushes people on mrkristovfer's friends list have on her/him, as taken from the results of the original LJ Secret Crush Meme.
0 friends have a Secret Crush on mrkristovfer. This is 0 more than in October, 2003. This is below average compared to other users.

1 friend has a Public Crush on mrkristovfer. This is 0 more than in October, 2003. This is slightly above average compared to other users.

1 friend has an Ex-Crush on mrkristovfer. This is 0 more than in October, 2003. This is slightly above average compared to other users.
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